Why do UX designers like forks?

They’re great stakeholders

What’s beautiful, but gives a UX designer nightmares?

Waterfall(s)

What do you call a UX Designer who only does visuals?

A UI Designer

What do you call a lazy UX designer?

Slack

What do you call a UX designer who’s head of the armed forces?

General Assembly

What’re a UX designers favourite fruit

Apple(s)